Noel Lynch: Yesterday, on Twitter, Boris claimed that his ancestor, Denis Johnson, invented the bike.

Noel"s publications

'TOILETS GOING TO WASTE' London's public loos are being flushed away. Available by e-mail.
'PLASTIC NOT FANTASTIC' Why plastic bags are bad and what can be done about them. Available free by e-mail.
'KEEP OFF THE GRASS' A report on the loss of London's playing fields. Available free by e-mail.
WHERE HAVE LONDON’S LOCAL SHOPS GONE? A recipe for the revival of strong independent shops. Available free by e-mail
'100 BIZARRE AND UNUSUAL BUSINESSES' Available by e-mail @ £4.
'888 MONEYMAKING IDEAS' All are short reports, ranging from the mundane to the very bizarre. Available in hard copy @ £10 or by e-mail for £5. www.ways2makemoney.co.uk/
'HOW TO SET UP GREEN SECONDHAND SHOPS' Available @ £5.

About the Green Room

We have been described as ‘the most unusual shop in London’ As well as a large selection of books, records, CDs and videos, we stock a wide range of unusual and quirky items including a dinosaur egg, a signed Christmas card from J. Edgar Hoover, a Victorian haemorrhoid extractor, a medal to a Chernobyl firefighter, a Georgian wasp catcher, meteorites and even a special brick produced for the Charles & Di wedding! Prize piece, at the moment is a ‘Tribute Penny’ – a denarius of Tiberius – the coin used in the bible ‘Render unto Caesar……’
Support us by coming and buying, donating stock or even cash or cheque. TO SEE SOME OF OUR BOOKS, GO TO: http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/SearchEntry?vci=5644308 and click 'find a book'
The Green Room is owned by Barnet Green Co-op Ltd, a registered not-for-profit company whose object is to promote and raise funds for environmental causes.
It is situated at 192 Archway Road, London N6 5BB. Shop is normally open seven days per week. 10-6pm and often later.
Directions: 200 yards downhill from Highgate Tube.