Monday, 8 January 2007

Things to ponder on.

1. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 2. If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
3. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
4. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
5. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
6. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
7. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
8. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
9. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it. 10. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

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