HECKLING

BONO’s services to humanity – for which he received a knighthood from ER2@GB - reminds me of the time U2 were giving a concert in Glasgow.

The Great One asked for complete silence and started clicking his fingers every few seconds before saying: “Every time I click my fingers, a child in Africa dies”
A heavily accented Glasgow voice in the audience shouted out:
“Aye, well stop doing it then”

From the Malcolm Rogers column in this week's Irish Post.
By-the-way, Malcolm is a member of the Irish Green Party.